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Elda Marker

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6/18

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[ She can't help but let her finger linger above the "send" button for a little while before sending this one. She feels pretty weird doing this; if Toushiro saw her, it'd probably be a bit of a weird confrontation. But at the same time, to sit back and do nothing also feels pretty weird...

Still, Toushiro's mom isn't a bad person. She can be annoying as hell, yeah, and she was a real slave driver with her lawn, but, if she's feeling that sick...

Fuck her bleeding heart. ]

heard you were feeling like shit
im leaving a basket on your doorstep dont you dare try and thank me for it
hope youre not allergic to any of this
get better already

[ Embarrassing. But the basket in her hand isn't an entirely bad gesture; flowers seemed way too goddamn tacky, but anyone can appreciate sweets. It's mostly filled with cookies that she grabbed at a bakery on the way home from school, but there are also...eyedrops?

...Well, it's the thought that counts. Maybe Elda can catch her on her way off the porch...she only just mowed this shit, how fast do these weeds grow? ]

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[ Well it is a pretty big lawn, all things considered. That said, Yoshiko was a good worker and when she wasn't being a shit kid she was being a good enough kid. So while she could intercept her in order to talk to her or thank her personally, she opts not to. It was the bright ass day, after all, so she gets back to this in a few hours: ]

I don't have any food allergies, don't you worry.

How's tagging in a new more grey world?

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AWFUL
MISERABLE
THE WORST
be grateful that your eyes are too strained to see it i've been SO disgruntled with my work lately its really not even funny
blue and green are such important colors for setting a tone that to be without them makes everything look either angry or extreme
i never want to look at gray again for the rest of my life

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I could probably see it perfectly clearly at night if you point me in the right direction.

That's not an invitation to vandalize my house.

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I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU TO SEE IT
i've been getting into the habit of cleaning up my own vandalism like thats how bad it is!!!
like i feel terrible for the poor souls who have to put up with my trash art on their crummy buildings!!!! like seriously who DOES that
all things considered i'm in a bit of a slump

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Aren't you a delinquent? What's wrong with it being angry?

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i may be a delinquent but im also an artist you feel me
i can't be a one-trick pony
if everything looks angry everyone's just gonna be like "ew it's that angry girl again"
you gotta diversify

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Use more purple? That can make you look really regal

Or really queer

that's a word the kids use now right? It was still kinda an insult when I was young

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[ Elda, sweetheart, your age is showing-- ]

you usually dont use queer unless you're like legit queer
happy to teach you the slang ins and outs, grandma

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I'm not a grandmother yet. Toushiro's not nearly old enough for that

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you sure as hell sound like one smfh
do you even know what lol is short for

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laugh out loud

I've been online longer than you've been alive!

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it USED to be laugh out loud but the meanings changed recently
now it means "lucifer our lord"
if you ever see a kid using it, its secret code
just looking out for you

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How stupid do you think I am?
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/lolsatan.asp
That's the first result on google for that

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fucking foiled by google again >:T
not the first time and it won't be the last

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yeah im sure it wont! youre good at art and apparently sweet on nice older ladies, but you're not that cunning!

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I'M NOT SWEET ON ANYONE
ESPECIALLY NOT OLD LADIES
i just wanted to do something nice okay just because i'm a delinquent doesnt mean i gotta be rude

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[ . . . To tease or not to tease ]

Are you sure? I think you like me.

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new phone who is this

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Don't worry about it, I won't tell anyone and destroy your street cred.

Thank you for the gifts

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...i appreciate that actually
honestly as long as my sisters don't catch wind of it
i'd never hear the end of it if atsuko found out i did something nice for someone

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Well then, in return, you be sure to be kind to my boy.

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as kind as i can be within reason
if i'm too nice people'll get the wrong idea and start thinking i'm soft
can't have that

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Eeesh

For such a cute girl you're pretty stuck on this tough image

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first things first i'm not cute don't start with that
second of all its a good look to have
people take you seriously when you're tough
and you get lots of attention

[ Unfortunately, not many people think she's actually tough, given that she's just over 5 feet and has the build of a twig... ]