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Elda Marker ([personal profile] matchbreaker) wrote2022-04-25 08:34 pm

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Elda Marker
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feistytrader: (water u doin parasee)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it wouldn't be you if at least some fussing wasn't involved.

[Come on, that's a little harsh. Almost as harsh as being in the kitchen and knowing nothing is going to taste like anything. There has to be something he can do to help.]

You could wear some nice hairpiece. You have those, right?
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Without spicy things, I think I'd be going insane.

[...Elda is a mindreader. She reads minds. ...Does this mean that she's making something good and hot?]
feistytrader: (4)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...He doesn't respond immediately, instead taking a nice long moment to take in the smell. He wants to do more than just smell it- of all the things they could have taken away, why did it have to be taste, leave the senses alone- but that's significantly more appetizing than a tasteless dish has any right to be.]

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
feistytrader: (water u doin parasee)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Do you know how to make anything that isn't one of grandma's recipes?

[...Look, he's just curious, it's just a question-]
feistytrader: (17)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just asking. You're really into the family recipes, so I thought you might swear by them and only them.

[He opens his mouth to say more- not that there's anything wrong with her cooking of course- then rapidly decides against it before he says something really bad.]
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-09 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Breaded chicken... How is he supposed to remember a detail like that? He frowns for a moment as he tries to recall it...]

Why don't you refresh my memory? ...When we can taste things again.
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...This smells really good. Assaults his nose with spice. He calmly starts shoveling it down like it isn't intended to burn his tongue or esophagus in the process.]

Hey Elda, could I ask you something?
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-11 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
...Your family, the one in your memories. Could you describe them to me?

[...]

In appearance. I want to sketch them out more so I'll know them when I meet them.

[Yup. Nailed it. Perfect.]
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-11 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh-huh, uh-huh--

He pauses what he's eating for a moment to stare right at Elda.]


She's you with a chest?

[Regret will come later, for now he just blurts it out. Do genetics really work like that?]
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-13 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[...Look at how much curry he's stuffing in his face. Wow. This sure is great.]

Are hers red and spooky too?
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-13 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[...Whoa. He stops eating for a moment to get a closer look now that Elda's doing it and isn't, you know... Super pissed.]

You managed it.
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-18 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[No wonder why her eyes do that all the time.

Don't... Don't say that, don't-]


Have you gotten anything else strange, like a third eye that can see into the future?
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-12-18 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh yeah sure that's cool that makes-]

How did you figure that one out?

[It's Elda, and he's not too worried about Elda having an ability like that, but out of all of the ones he's heard, that's definitely one of the freakier ones.]