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Oh, absolutely. I fully acknowledge that mine are...highly nonsensical, to be generous. The last fight I remember took place in a volcano. I believe my former subordinate punched a boulder out of his way despite not having any powers to his name. There was nothing about it that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
...The boulder-punching former subordinate was the one who compared me to a comic book villain, incidentally.
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why the hell do you get to have all the fun when you're not dealing with everyone dying]
Oh, absolutely. I fully acknowledge that mine are...highly nonsensical, to be generous. The last fight I remember took place in a volcano. I believe my former subordinate punched a boulder out of his way despite not having any powers to his name. There was nothing about it that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
...The boulder-punching former subordinate was the one who compared me to a comic book villain, incidentally.
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... I keep just saying wow, oops.
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The volcano was active.
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I don't know why we're expecting the laws of thermodynamics to work properly, but I can assure you that they did not.
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