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Elda Marker ([personal profile] matchbreaker) wrote2022-04-25 08:34 pm

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Elda Marker
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manufactured: (021. and the world gets smaller)

[personal profile] manufactured 2018-04-16 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh my god elda you're an anime

why the hell do you get to have all the fun when you're not dealing with everyone dying]


Oh, absolutely. I fully acknowledge that mine are...highly nonsensical, to be generous. The last fight I remember took place in a volcano. I believe my former subordinate punched a boulder out of his way despite not having any powers to his name. There was nothing about it that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

...The boulder-punching former subordinate was the one who compared me to a comic book villain, incidentally.
manufactured: (007. you've only spent)

[personal profile] manufactured 2018-04-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Active.

The volcano was active.
manufactured: (018. when i'm god everyone dies)

[personal profile] manufactured 2018-04-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to love the fact that we were in it, then, not on the side of it.

I don't know why we're expecting the laws of thermodynamics to work properly, but I can assure you that they did not.
manufactured: (002. we burn and coil like cigarettes)

[personal profile] manufactured 2018-04-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
...More like two feet away from the lava at any given point, up until someone ended up in it and somehow didn't die immediately.
manufactured: (005. the nature of the leeches)

[personal profile] manufactured 2018-04-17 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
There are many reasons why I don't share my memories with many people. Half of them are horrifying; half of them are like this.