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Elda Marker

Proud mother of two and resident lady of class! Please leave a message!

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[matchbreaker]

Aren't you a delinquent? What's wrong with it being angry?

[trappingheart]

i may be a delinquent but im also an artist you feel me
i can't be a one-trick pony
if everything looks angry everyone's just gonna be like "ew it's that angry girl again"
you gotta diversify

[matchbreaker]

Use more purple? That can make you look really regal

Or really queer

that's a word the kids use now right? It was still kinda an insult when I was young

[trappingheart]

[ Elda, sweetheart, your age is showing-- ]

you usually dont use queer unless you're like legit queer
happy to teach you the slang ins and outs, grandma

[matchbreaker]

I'm not a grandmother yet. Toushiro's not nearly old enough for that

[trappingheart]

you sure as hell sound like one smfh
do you even know what lol is short for

[matchbreaker]

laugh out loud

I've been online longer than you've been alive!

[trappingheart]

it USED to be laugh out loud but the meanings changed recently
now it means "lucifer our lord"
if you ever see a kid using it, its secret code
just looking out for you

[matchbreaker]

How stupid do you think I am?
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/lolsatan.asp
That's the first result on google for that

[trappingheart]

fucking foiled by google again >:T
not the first time and it won't be the last

[matchbreaker]

yeah im sure it wont! youre good at art and apparently sweet on nice older ladies, but you're not that cunning!

[trappingheart]

I'M NOT SWEET ON ANYONE
ESPECIALLY NOT OLD LADIES
i just wanted to do something nice okay just because i'm a delinquent doesnt mean i gotta be rude

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . To tease or not to tease ]

Are you sure? I think you like me.

[trappingheart]

new phone who is this

[matchbreaker]

Don't worry about it, I won't tell anyone and destroy your street cred.

Thank you for the gifts

[trappingheart]

...i appreciate that actually
honestly as long as my sisters don't catch wind of it
i'd never hear the end of it if atsuko found out i did something nice for someone

[matchbreaker]

Well then, in return, you be sure to be kind to my boy.

[trappingheart]

as kind as i can be within reason
if i'm too nice people'll get the wrong idea and start thinking i'm soft
can't have that

[matchbreaker]

Eeesh

For such a cute girl you're pretty stuck on this tough image

[trappingheart]

first things first i'm not cute don't start with that
second of all its a good look to have
people take you seriously when you're tough
and you get lots of attention

[ Unfortunately, not many people think she's actually tough, given that she's just over 5 feet and has the build of a twig... ]

[matchbreaker]

[ Wow she's so cute? But okay if she wants to deny that Elda's not going to push it right now even if she's going to laugh on the other end. ]

Actually I've been meaning to ask have you had a self-defense course? If you're going to be a delinquent, you should pass at least one

[trappingheart]

i'm self-taught
i'm more into wrestling than martial arts
but i know a decent number of holds

[matchbreaker]

I should pay you in classes

[trappingheart]

you don't have to pay me for shit

[matchbreaker]

You lost that race a while ago, you might as well get paid for it soon enough.